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Attn: Ellen (6/10/15)

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Ellen DeGeneres postcard

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Ellen DeGeneres postcard

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

You want to know something that is not surprising? In Texas, when someone shoots (and sometimes kills) a home invader/crook breaking into the home … The News anchors state this with an almost amused tone.

(The funny/sad part is that if I’d said, say, Vermont, you’d read that and think ‘oh yikes!’ … But with Texas? Eh, seems right.)

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR @DumbFunnery

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Attn: Ellen (6/3/15)

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Ellen DeGeneres postcard

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

Ellen DeGeneres postcard

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

If I was that green guy I’d always be working on a Rubik’s Cube with my set of tiny arms.

Maybe Chewie has that look of fear/delight because he just saw an efficient Rubik’s Cube solution?

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Why am I doing this?

Attn: Ellen (5/27/15)

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Ellen DeGeneres postcard

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

Ellen DeGeneres postcard

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

I’m not positive about this … It’s just a guess really … So please feel free to give your impression but … Do you think the artist here is trying to convey that this cat murdered its family and now is painting them as some sort of celebration?

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

P.S. Do you guys block postcards? I bet there’s a meeting about that topic this week.

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