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Dear Ellen,
I think a good test to see if someone is creepy would be to ask the question, “if you woke up on a carousel and no one was around, how would you feel?” If the person wouldn’t be afraid – run.
Another good test to determine how creepy would be to see if they ever ask the above question.
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
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Dear Ellen,
Big news! I tell you, this will make your week (because I am such a big factor in your life). Anywho …
I’m engaged!
After lots of secret planning the day arrived and I popped the question around sunrise at the top of Enchanted Rock (get it?). Apparently, my girlfriend (fiancé) who is a therapist, can determine when I am acting unusually and I had shown my hand.
But I bet she’ll be shocked at my other news … I’m pregnant.
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
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Dear Ellen,
Recently I have come to two realizations: 1, I am a romantic; 2, society needs to lower its expectations for what makes a romantic.
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
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