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Dear Ellen,
Do you think in ancient times (whatever that means) there was some village elder who would go out on hunts and point to different animals and say either “delicious” or “belch?” Because really, who looks at big hairy animals and thinks “YUM!”
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
OR @DumbFunnery
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Dear Ellen,
I recently went to my first sporting event at Denver University. I don’t know if they have an honors college, but if they don’t they’re missing a real t-shirt selling opportunity. I mean, like, really. D.U.H.
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
OR @DumbFunnery
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Dear Ellen,
Here’s a trick I learned for Thanksgiving. If you don’t eat to the point of hating yourself, it’s actually a really nice day with friends and family.
But guess what Aunt Carol, I’m eating till I wanna puke so go screw yourself.
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
OR @DumbFunnery
P.S. Happy Turkey Day!
DumbFunnery 