The intellectual equivalent of a ham sandwich.

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A few weeks ago my wife and I were driving home and we saw one, two, three … I have no idea how many, but a bunch of prairie dogs! How cool!

A few days later we headed out on our bikes. I was convinced I’d be able get a good close-up picture of these little buggers.

Apparently, though, cars don’t cause those guys to sound the alarm … but bikers, joggers and walkers do. Try as I might, I couldn’t get nearly as close as I was when zipping by them in my car.

I don’t know which intrepid prairie dogs were the first ones to take up home next to a busy road, but they have learned to think nothing of cars. When you think about it, that’s a pretty crazy and intelligent step for them. Was it a quick step? Or was the first family of prairie dogs that lived near a road a family that was constantly on edge? Constantly out chirping at each other,

“Alan! Steve! Get back in here! There’s trouble afoot! … Oh it’s gone. Ok nevermind. WAIT! NO! Trouble afoot again! Wait, gone ag – IT’S B … Ok, gone. NO!”

You get the idea.

DumbFunnery.com will kindly allow you to buy me a fancy camera so I can get a great picture from a distance. Really, I don’t mind at all. Buy me one. It’s totally cool.

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Around 5:30 or so my wife woke me up telling me, “there’s a blizzard warning!” I said, “mm” and went back to sleep. I always get watch vs warning confused. To me, if something has happened you are able to watch it … if something is probable, you should issue a warning. But nope. That’s not how it goes.

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By the time I was up and at ’em, it was a bit late to make it into work to get my laptop and come back home.

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Snow, snow, everywhere.

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When the snowing stopped, it was actually a great day to be outside. As a result, please meet Cletus.

Attn: Ellen (3/30/16)

Front

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Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Look at that big giraffe give that little giraffe a boop! What a show!!

Imagine how wonderful it would be for a giraffe to lean all the way down, craning that fire hose of a neck, and bopping you! Nose-tonose! Another slightly unlikely life goal to add to the list.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Why am I doing this?