The intellectual equivalent of a ham sandwich.

SxSW 2013 Stages

SxSW 2013 6th Street

So many people, so little time to stand around laughing at the style choices. (And hey, I provided plenty of fodder, I wore pink pants one day.)

 

SxSW 2013 Latitude 30

Just seeing this guys shirt was all you needed to know he was in a band. (I’m talking about the lead singer in the floral print shirt.)

SxSW 2013 The Belmont

Matching yellow blazers and a dance routine to go with it. These guys, Capital Cities, put on a good show.

SxSW 2013 The Stage

They had a lot of good acts … So when you think up-and-coming bands, think HGTV.

SxSW 2013 VICE Bar

There was a tall, skinny dude dancing for a while which looked cool. No funny story, it just looked cool in the lighting.

SxSW Weird Photos

SxSW 2013

Unbearable, isn’t it?! Ah ha ha ha! (If I could have thought of a way to depict ‘unbearable’ I would’ve done that pose instead.)

 

SxSW 2013

Suspenders made out of hopes and dreams. Plus, low-riding fanny pack to let you know he’s not just some tourist.

 

SxSW 2013

I’m a handsome devil!

 

SxSW 2013

It looks like he’s doing a classic “which way to the beach” kind of pose. And why not? You don’t take steroids for no reason.

 

SxSW 2013

Me: “I have an odd request for you …”
This guy: “Yes.”

 

Attn: Ellen (3/20/13)

Front

Ellen DeGeneres Austin

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

Ellen DeGeneres Austin

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

SxSW is over! School has started up again! I’m back at work! And I think I may be coming down with a cold! And I forgot if exclamation points convey excitement or extreme sadness!

Please … help …

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Why am I doing this?