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Posts tagged ‘Du Jour of the Week’

Think About It

I don’t know who you are. I don’t know how popular you are. But I do know that right now there are more white guys singing and dancing (poorly) to Michael Jackson’s “Bad” than you have friends.

No, really, that’s probably true. Isn’t that nuts?

Half Price Book Store Gems

I’ve got a break between classes (although during this time I really should go ahead and brush up on a class I’m going to be taking … but that’s just no fun). What will I do with my extra free time? Half Price Books has me covered!

I just bought Assignment – Black Viking. Why, you ask? Well, how’s THIS for a reason!

Edward S. Aarons

The back of the book starts with this, “Something damned strange was happening to the weather.” I was really hoping it would have a decent amount of noir style but instead it’s more of a James Bond kind of thing going on. You know, total hot shot stud with a leggy dame who either is working with him or wants to kill him (I’ll find out eventually).

What’s next on the reading list? Oh, I don’t know, maybe Epidemic Detectives!

Fred Warshofsky

If I Owned a Christmas Tree Store

What’s the most important step in owning any store? (And by most important I mean most fun.) Naming the store!

If I happened to sell Christmas trees, here are some potential names:

  • Tree-diculous
  • If You Don’t Shop Here That’s Tree-Son
  • Tree-t Yo Self
  • The doctor Called, You’re Going Into Tree-Mission!
  • Don’t Just Pine About It
  • Step Aside Vegetarians and Omnivores! – I’m Coniferous
  • Your Windows Pine to be Noticed