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Attn: Ellen (1/14/15)

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Dear Ellen,

As I’m sure you remember, I’m getting married soon! Leading up to this my fiancé has been good about having us write thank you notes. I like to try and be creative, but I also have a tendency to forget that not everyone finds joking about taking the lovely basket so-and-so got, putting it behind a glass so we have … a basket case living with us! Get it!?

Also sometimes my jokes just aren’t funny.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

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Attn: Ellen (1/7/15)

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Ellen DeGeneres postcard

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Dear Ellen,

Did you know at the Catedral de Sal the informational tour is in Spanish? Because, having taken the tour, that is the only thing I learned.

Gooooo poor memory of high school Spanish!!

Sincerely,
The Uninformed Tourist AKA
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Attn: Ellen (1/2/15)

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Dear Ellen,

We should have a Santa-like figure for New Year’s … The lady on this card! She shows up like a bad Comcast employee, anytime between 6am and 6pm on New Year’s Day and leaves a report card for your New Year’s resolutions. Stern New Year’s lady expects you to PUSH YOURSELF.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

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