Recently the Philadelphia Eagles won the super bowl. I was, and am, happy for them (but honestly, more happy the Pats lost). But, Eagles fans … I apologize. I should’ve provided you with this before the big day … but I had no confidence in your ability to win. (New Englanders would’ve taken a victory in stride as it is par for the course for them.)
Next time, <unexpected victorious city>, check this out first!
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Dear Ellen,
I wonder how many artists who ended up being revolutionary brought early works to their mom or dad, who weren’t revolutionary artist types, and the mom or dad responded with an, “ohhh! … boy! … that’s … yeah! Neat!”
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR @DumbFunnery
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The text of the postcard is (you may want to check out the postcard for some context)
Dear Ellen,
Here’s how I picture this going:
Male moose: “Knock-knock!”
Female moose: *Slowly shifts gaze*
Male moose: “Long time no talk! What’s it been, a year?”
Female moose: “Uh huh.”
Male moose: “So uh … how you been?”
Female moose: *rolls eyes*
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
OR @DumbFunnery
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