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Posts tagged ‘Ellen DeGeneres’

Attn: Ellen (3/8/12)

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Dear Ellen,

Phew. I just finished another class and I think this “Still Life in a Landscape” is what my brain looks like right now.

I knew it would be rough when, before a test, the professor said, “you can Google the answer til hell freezes over.”

*Gulp.*

But it’s over! Time for ice cream and high-fives for all!

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Attn: Ellen (2/29/12)

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Dear Ellen,

I recently attended Houston’s Rodeo! I thought about describing it, but I felt like this picture does it already.

Except the flowers = bulls almost crushing people at the bull riding. And the horse = hastily put together, incredibly creaky rides. And the couple about to yell ‘game on!’ is actually a foot long corn dog and friend moon pie.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

P.S. The shrouded house in the distance clearly = bumper cars operator.

 

Attn: Ellen (2/22/12)

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Dear Ellen,

I’ve been “researching” (listening to music) SxSW! I’m going again this year and I’m excited.

I find the youtube comments on various videos very funny. Apparently it’s popular to get indignant and righteously tell people that “no, this isn’t brand <x> of music! This is …” and then you say something that sounds made up.

So I can’t wait to start my future techno reggae soul band. We’re going to be terrible.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com