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Posts tagged ‘Ellen DeGeneres’

Attn: Ellen (2/15/12)

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Dear Ellen,

This painting is called “Family Reunion.” Who are they staring at? Creepy Uncle Joe? What an unsettling group!

Maybe the artist loved staring contests, and wanted to depict the world’s creepiest one.

I salute you, Bazille, (the artist) – you win this staring contest, despite being dead.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Attn: Ellen (2/8/12)

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Dear Ellen,

You ever have one of those weeks where you’re happily dancing on a could and then babies riding giant swords attack you?

Emotionally, I mean. Not literally.

Am I the only one that feels that way?

Sincerely weird,
DumbFunnery.com

Attn: Ellen (2/1/12)

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Dear Ellen,

Seen here is “Little Butch.” The world’s first and only transgendered airplane.

Seriously – who names a plane, or anything, “Little Butch”?

On the other hand, who can resist those masculine curves?

Confused, & Weird, & Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com