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Attn: Ellen (3/28/18)

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Dear Ellen,

As part of our son’s sleep routine whoever is putting him down sings a snippet of Somewhere Over the Rainbow.

You’d be surprised how much creative license that song has for new words when

1) you don’t know the words, only the tune,

2) your audience doesn’t know what you’re saying, and …

3) you can add or subtract beats to a measure to make an impromptu rhyme fit

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Attn: Ellen (3/21/18)

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Dear Ellen,

I remember reading that one way to get someone to consider another view is to take an extremist version of their view. So if someone is pro-guns you say every person at birth should get a social security number and gun.

I guess what I’m getting at is if Trump is president much longer I’m going to turn into a communist.

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DumbFunnery.com OR @DumbFunnery

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Attn: Ellen (3/14/18)

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Dear Ellen,

My how daydreams change. When I was in middle school I read RoboTech and fantasy books and pictured myself in their worlds.

Now I see beautiful national parks and think of packing up the car and going camping with my family.

Both are escapes, but my how daydreams change.

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DumbFunnery.com OR
@DumbFunnery

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