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Dear Ellen,
Here’s this complex look in a few easy steps:
1) buy a bunch of fabrics
2) throw them at an airplane engine that is running
Boom! Shredded fabrics!
As for why you’d wear that? That’s outside my wheelhouse.
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR @DumbFunnery
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Dear Ellen,
If I’m ever going to be part of a grand jury I’ll rent a tux, show up, and say, “you call THIS a grand jury?!”
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR
@DumbFunnery
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Dear Ellen,
I feel like ‘one if by land, two if by sea’ would be a great restaurant name. But here’s the kicker – it’s a donut shop! And I bet you were picturing surf n turf.
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
OR @DumbFunnery
P.S. With every dozen donuts you get a side of vegetarian meatloaf … whatever that means.
DumbFunnery 