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Dear Ellen,
My wife is on a quest to find every possible sentence in the English language to express disinterest in football.
It’s pretty cool to be part of history being made.
Sincerely,
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Dear Ellen,
Can you imagine how rampant skin cancer would be if we peeled like trees lose leaves?
… I just realized this is like what my wife says – sometimes I say something or make a joke without explaining fully what I mean.
So uh, fall is like a tree having it’s skin peel from being in the sun all summer. Ha? Funny?
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
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Dear Ellen,
Do you think animals recognize adorableness in other animals? Perhaps a wolf is out hunting and sees baby raccoons and says, “aw come on, I can’t eat them! Look at them! Widdle guys! Awww! OK. Time to go eat a baby deer … Wait, shoot!”
I guess it’s unlikely, but I think I would make a bad animal.
Sincerely,
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