The intellectual equivalent of a ham sandwich.

Posts tagged ‘Ellen DeGeneres’

Attn: Ellen (6/8/16)

Front

Ellen264a

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

Ellen264b

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

What do you think is in that building to inspire those guys to run away in happy terror?

My guess is attractive naked people (happy) and clowns (terror).

Let me know your answer @ DumbFunnery!

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Why am I doing this?

Attn: Ellen (6/1/16)

Front

Ellen263a

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

Ellen263b

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Here we see Luke getting a classic cold, detached, emotionless hero’s welcome. R2D2 beeps out, “I hope someone brought cheese because I know Luke brought a big ol bag of whine.”

Yes, another classic Star Wars moment!

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
OR @DumbFunnery

Why am I doing this?

Attn: Ellen (5/25/16)

Front

Ellen262a

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

Ellen262b

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Have people given serious thought to the idea that God exists? And second of all, that God is out of His/Her gourd on drugs? Just look at nature. “Ohhh dude … grab the red paint and like, just, the whole necks in red … woah, harsh, add some black racing stripes. Oh super rad. Ok now like, make it look like grass is growing on their bellies. Sick! OK, now …”

It’s just funny given how colorless some church are when natures seems like a celebration of variety, vibrance, color.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Why am I doing this?