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Attn: Ellen (4/20/16)

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Dear Ellen,

I’m reading Infinite Jest, and I feel a bit like that mouse … and the book is the other guy.

It’s supposed to be brilliant, which is good. But I can tell you concretely it’s 900+ pages and I’m just now at about 200.

Words of encouragement, wisdom, support, etc are all appreciated.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

P.S. After this book I will be reading a mindless book about guys with magical powers or something like that.

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Attn: Ellen (4/13/16)

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Dear Ellen,

This week my wife is in Houston visiting friends and family … And I am eating junk food, working out, and going door-to-door in the neighborhood telling folks I’m making dinner and could I borrow a cup of friendship?

Yeah, I’m pretty cool.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

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Attn: Ellen (4/6/16)

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Dear Ellen,

Talking politics
Trump leads me to duplicate
The drama symbol

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

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