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Dear Ellen,
Look at that big giraffe give that little giraffe a boop! What a show!!
Imagine how wonderful it would be for a giraffe to lean all the way down, craning that fire hose of a neck, and bopping you! Nose-tonose! Another slightly unlikely life goal to add to the list.
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
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Dear Ellen,
My wife and I have lived in Colorado a few weeks now and I have learned the difference between me looking normal vs. me looking like I am dying from the inside out is forgetting to put lotion on just one day before leaving for work.
I think Colorado’s atmosphere might be sponsored by the lotion industry.
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR @DumbFunnery
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Dear Ellen,
Theoretically, everyone knows what a bat out of hell sounds like.
What I’m wondering is, what does a bat out of heaven sound like.
Please get back to me ASAP.
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR @DumbFunnery
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