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Dear Ellen,
Sometimes I dream of traveling back in time with a bunch of umbrellas and distributing them to people. Just imagine how far ahead society would be in umbrella technology if only humankind had invented them earlier!
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
OR @DumbFunnery
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Dear Ellen,
You know that feeling where you write weekly postcards to a celebrity who doesn’t know you or respond but when you go to write you can only find a lame pen and you’re tired and lazy and so you just sorta phone it in? That’s kinda how I feel right now.
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
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Dear Ellen,
That wraps up my India postcards. If you would like to hear more, my co-workers, friends and family would be glad to have someone else listen to me ramble.
Need another reason to have me on your show? You got it: I’m pretty tall, so I could change light bulbs with only a 3-step ladder while others might need a regular ladder.
Think it over!
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com or @DumbFunnery
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