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Attn: Ellen (11/2/16)

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Dear Ellen,

From one famous person to another, sometimes all the free stuff is a bit much, right?

…Well. So. To be a little more honest, I got this postcard and more from underatreeprints.com because my buddy TS is a nice guy AND because he and his mom started the business! (They’re the artists, pretty good, right?)

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

(Or, if you want some cards or postcard, @underatreeprint)

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Attn: Ellen (10/12/16)

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Dear Ellen,

My wife is on a quest to find every possible sentence in the English language to express disinterest in football.

It’s pretty cool to be part of history being made.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

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Attn: Ellen (10/5/16)

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Dear Ellen,

Can you imagine how rampant skin cancer would be if we peeled like trees lose leaves?

… I just realized this is like what my wife says – sometimes I say something or make a joke without explaining fully what I mean.

So uh, fall is like a tree having it’s skin peel from being in the sun all summer. Ha? Funny?

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

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