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Attn: Ellen (11/30/16)

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Dear Ellen,

A lot of books and movies have a character with some terrible secret, and that character lives with anxiety/worry/fear/etc. and someone threatens to reveal that awful secret and the character feels relief even though they also don’t want that to happen?

That’s me every football season – except I’m living anxiously until I realize my teams I like have zero chance and then I can finally relax. Hope free beats delusional state of wishful thinking in my book.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

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Attn: Ellen (11/16/16)

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Dear Ellen,

Peaceful looking cabin, right?

But what if I told you a mean old man lived there.

He’s actually got a heart of gold outside that rough exterior?

But he only ever has vanilla ice cream – no sprinkles, or chocolate chips, or ANYTHING.

The ice cream is homemade and the best vanilla ice cream in the world?

But … it’s vanilla. Like, come on, man.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR @DumbFunnery

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Attn: Ellen (11/9/16)

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Dear Ellen,

‘Something for everyone 758 pages’ … The estimated world population is 7.4 billion. If I had written that I would’ve had 757 pages of very specific, weird things almost no one likes and then one page of basic human necessities.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR @DumbFunnery

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