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Attn: Ellen (11/13/13)

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Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Do you think we are approaching the streak for most postcards sent without a response?

Actually, I doubt it.

There’s probably some tortured poet of a college kid who sent 500 to an ex-girlfriend.

I’ll keep working on the record, but any time you want to give up is ok with me.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

P.S. Really, annnnny time.

Why am I doing this?

Attn: Ellen (11/6/13)

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Ellen144a

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

To me this postcard is like a horrendous Jacksonville advertising slogan:

Jacksonville … We’ve Got Fountains!

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Why am I doing this?

Attn: Ellen (11/1/13)

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Ellen143a

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

 Ellen143b

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

I know you’re into scaring people so … feel free to add this to your scare tactics arsenal.

Really, what is creepier than this? Oh, a box full of 28 or 29 other postcards like this? Well, good news …

(Tune in some future week to revisit fear by doll photography.)

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Why am I doing this?