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Posts tagged ‘fantail’

Attn: Ellen (10/23/13)

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Ellen DeGeneres postcard

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

 Ellen DeGeneres postcard

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Is it just me, or would scorpions make great tap dancers? Someone needs to invent tiny tap shoes, and a top hat for their frightening tail.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

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Attn: Ellen (10/16/13)

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Ellen141a

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

Ellen141b

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Wouldn’t it be funny if, in a galaxy far, far away there is still the classic sheriff mustache?

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

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Attn: Ellen (10/9/13)

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Ellen140a

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

Ellen140b

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

What do you think this girl’s report card would have said? My guess is something like:

“She is a bright, attentive student.

Her morose omnipresence is off-putting for other students though.

Please inform your daughter to quit carrying a feather everywhere – it’s just weird.”

Let me know what you think, eh?

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

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