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Posts tagged ‘fantail’

Attn: Ellen (12/11/13)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

How have I yet to eat at a restaurant called Super Gyros?

Perhaps more importantly, would ‘The Aquaman’ be only a summer sandwich or year-round dish? Either way, it’s probably not popular.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Why am I doing this?

Attn: Ellen (12/4/13)

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Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

What does it say as about America, as a society, that we are so crazy about water skiing squirrels … Have skiing mice never even occurred to us!? Do you see the guy on the other side of this card? I mean come on!!!

Anywho, happy belated Turkey Day!

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

(Psst. I noticed that I wrote as instead of about, so I switched it on the postcard but was too lazy to re-scan it.)

Why am I doing this?

Attn: Ellen (11/20/13)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Knock knock.

(Who’s there?)

The investigative reporter asks …

(The investigative reporter asks who?)

No! The investigative reporter asks who, what, where, when, why and how.

The koala found it funny?

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

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