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Posts tagged ‘fantail’

Attn: Ellen (6/3/15)

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Ellen DeGeneres postcard

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Ellen DeGeneres postcard

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Dear Ellen,

If I was that green guy I’d always be working on a Rubik’s Cube with my set of tiny arms.

Maybe Chewie has that look of fear/delight because he just saw an efficient Rubik’s Cube solution?

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Why am I doing this?

Attn: Ellen (5/27/15)

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Ellen DeGeneres postcard

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Ellen DeGeneres postcard

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

I’m not positive about this … It’s just a guess really … So please feel free to give your impression but … Do you think the artist here is trying to convey that this cat murdered its family and now is painting them as some sort of celebration?

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

P.S. Do you guys block postcards? I bet there’s a meeting about that topic this week.

Why am I doing this?

Attn: Ellen (5/20/15)

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Ellen DeGeneres postcard

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Ellen DeGeneres postcard

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

I think if an alien came to Earth and asked for one representative for an intergalactic skills competition I would pick an Olympic gymnast OR a dead guy. The gymnast because they’re so tiny and flexible and fit. The dead guy because, while I don’t know this imaginary alien, I feel like he’d respect the bold choice and share a chuckle with me.

Who would you send?

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR @DumbFunnery

Why am I doing this?