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Attn: Ellen (9/26/12)

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Australia Ellen Degeneres Twelve Apostles

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Australia Ellen DeGeneres postcard Twelve Apostles

 

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Those are the Twelve Apostles. It’s a very beautiful sight in Australia.

This picture captures them nicely, and shows people enjoying their beauty.

But what’s sad is one guy standing there is thinking, “hey Twelve Apostles … rock on.” Then a little smirk. Then his girlfriend notices the smirk and says, “hey! rock it off …”

Too punny, right?

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Why am I sending these postcards?

Attn: Ellen (9/19/12)

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Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

You would think, based on how colorful and happy this train looks, that it would be full of FREE CANDY! But nope. That may explain this little anecdote:

The train ride was a few hours long. It ambled along, and you just sat there and enjoyed how beautiful the scenery was. I really enjoyed it. Behind my friend and I, a teenage girl was less enthused. “If I ever have to do this again I’ll shoot myself.”

Why so dramatic, teen?

Oh, duh, it’s the misleading candy train that lacks candy.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

P.S. Have I mentioned … candy?

Why am I doing this?