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Posts tagged ‘Twelve Apostles’

Sydney to Melbourne Road Trip

Australia pretty picture


Australia pretty road trip


Australia pretty road trip


Australia pretty road trip twelve apostles


Australia pretty road trip

Attn: Ellen (9/26/12)


Australia Ellen Degeneres Twelve Apostles

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

Australia Ellen DeGeneres postcard Twelve Apostles


The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Those are the Twelve Apostles. It’s a very beautiful sight in Australia.

This picture captures them nicely, and shows people enjoying their beauty.

But what’s sad is one guy standing there is thinking, “hey Twelve Apostles … rock on.” Then a little smirk. Then his girlfriend notices the smirk and says, “hey! rock it off …”

Too punny, right?


Why am I sending these postcards?

Weird Things I Saw in Australia

australia sign fatigue driving

There were LOTS of signs like this along the road from Sydney to Melbourne. Apparently drivers being sleepy is a real problem, so they have a number of different signs emphasizing that you just chill out and take a nap.

kangaroo road sign australia

How cool is that!? It’s like the U.S. equivalent of signs for deer. Also, I saw kangaroo road kill! Which was a mix of sadness and oh-dude-kangaroo-roadkill!!!-ness.

australia road sign funny

There were a number of these signs … Are that many people driving around Australia, unaware until they hit this sign? That’s a frightening concept, because this was in the middle of nowhere.

australia twelve apostles evil wizard

With the beautiful backdrop of the twelve apostles, how could I not pretend I was some sort of evil wizard?

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