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Dear Ellen,
I bet if Darth Vader hadn’t been evil he would’ve been super evil. Using his Force powers to tickle people (instead of choking them to death). That slow, labored breathing as he stands 10 feet away … tickling you. Could it get more evil?!
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR
@DumbFunnery
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Dear Ellen,
I think I would like to be cremated when I die, BUT I would also like a tombstone with an epitaph that says “violently huggable.”
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
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Dear Ellen,
I decided to rate, in order of size, the following words which convey size without specificity:
A few
A lot
Like, a gajliion
A ton
A *#&t ton
a gajillion (the word like, above, decreases that)
Rest easy world, things ought to make sense now!
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR
@DumbFunnery
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