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Attn: Ellen (7/17/13)

Front

Ellen129a

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

Ellen129b

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Here we see Claude, a senior at the M.C. Escher School of Design. He is wondering if his final project is impossible enough to get an A.

Of course, Claude is fretting for no reason. Everyone knows there is no thing more impossible than getting an A in Professor Jerk Head’s class (that’s a nickname, not real).

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

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Attn: Ellen (12/5/12)

Front

Ellen DeGeneres bad week

 

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

Ellen DeGeneres bad week

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

I have a stressful week ahead of me – a doctor’s appointment where I’ll get my blood drawn (read: I will end up having to take a “needle-induced nap”) AND my final! Yipes!

Wish me luck!

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

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