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Attn: Ellen (3/25/15)

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Dear Ellen,

In Udaipur, as in nearly all places we saw, our guide told us about palaces and the amazing art that went into them. Then, the guides would “kindly” offer to let us see this art being performed even today … at a store/art workroom. From this I learned that: ancient art, dying art, government subsidized and “my most honorable guests” are all ways to say “hey buddy, get ready for sticker shock!”

Sincerely,
The Easily Persuaded Tourist OR
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Attn: Ellen (3/18/15)

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Ellen DeGeneres postcard

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Dear Ellen,

This is a big, beautiful wall of windows. That day we had a guide who explained the wall (ladies stand behind windows and watch people marching into town), and then the guide took a cool photo of Lauren (the Mrs.) with the wall reflected in her shades.

Later I tried to duplicate this but instead had a very close up picture of my wife giving me a look that says ‘why are you so close to my face?’

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

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Attn: Ellen (3/11/15)

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Ellen DeGeneres postcard

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Ellen DeGeneres postcard

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Dear Ellen,

We learned that monkeys can be a real nuisance. For example, a fellow tourist told us of a time when a monkey jumped onto his patio, walked into his hotel room, acknowledged him on the bed, went to his suitcase, then opened it!, and looked around for snacks! Incredible!

Because my wife and I are unintelligent animal fans, we now want to travel with an extra suitcase full of snacks.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

P.S. There are no possible downsides, right?

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