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Attn: Ellen (4/23/14)

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Dear Ellen,

Perspective is a funny thing. If I told my 13 year old self, “one day you will send one postcard per week to someone in an oddball attempt to get noticed/published,” my 13 year old self would roll his eyes and chuckle. If you told your 13 year old self, “one day you will receive one postcard a week from a strange man you’ve never met,” your 13 year old self would say, “oh I hope I have literary agents as friends!!!!” If not, I may be making a mistake …

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Attn: Ellen (4/16/14)

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Dear Ellen,

I think a good test to see if someone is creepy would be to ask the question, “if you woke up on a carousel and no one was around, how would you feel?” If the person wouldn’t be afraid – run.

Another good test to determine how creepy would be to see if they ever ask the above question.

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Attn: Ellen (4/11/14)

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Dear Ellen,

Big news! I tell you, this will make your week (because I am such a big factor in your life). Anywho …

I’m engaged!

After lots of secret planning the day arrived and I popped the question around sunrise at the top of Enchanted Rock (get it?). Apparently, my girlfriend (fiancé) who is a therapist, can determine when I am acting unusually and I had shown my hand.

But I bet she’ll be shocked at my other news … I’m pregnant.

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