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Dear Ellen,
Lately I’ve been feeling more aware of my, let’s call it “single-ness.” Thankfully, I have this postcard.
This painting must have been the start of the “forever alone” meme.
Thank you Dwarf Michel, and until next week Ellen!
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
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Back (apologies for my handwriting!)
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Dear Ellen,
I recently realized some disappointing news. I can never be a real artist (you have to say that word with ennui).
Why can’t I be an artist?
I smile too much.
But – good news! – I can fake the funk. All I have to do is suck on sour candies at artsy affairs. Good news – disdainful, pained expression in the bag. Bad news – I’ll probably say “blech” from the candy at an inopportune moment.
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
Recently Airplanes, Rainbow Speak and I did one of those BYOB art things. They seem to be getting popular. I’ve seen lots of names for them: Pinot and Picasso, Painting with a Twist, Painties in a Twist, Rum and Rembrandt, Vino and Van Gogh, etc. (Some of those I made up just now.)
It was a lot of fun. Here’s our brilliant art.
Airplanes
(Who stuck very close to what we were told to do.)
Mine
(Signed with my artist name, D.M. Dorcesthire)
Rainbow Speak
(Not that you can win at art, but that night he won at art. Just look at the pirate ship.)
DumbFunnery 