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Posts tagged ‘funny’

Attn: Ellen (4/4/12)

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Dear Ellen,

You know what I haven’t seen enough of lately? The ‘talk-to-the-hand’ motion.

Let’s you and I bring it back, and we’ll meet up in New Mexico, buy some crappy welcome to New Mexico t-shirts (from a gas station – the best quality) and then we can tell tourists to talk to the hand.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

P.S. I had a really long day at work. So … that explains this postcard?

Why am I sending these postcards?

Attn: Ellen (3/28/12)

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Dear Ellen,

Lately I’ve been feeling more aware of my, let’s call it “single-ness.” Thankfully, I have this postcard.

This painting must have been the start of the “forever alone” meme.

Thank you Dwarf Michel, and until next week Ellen!

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Why am I sending these postcards?

Attn: Ellen (3/21/12)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

I recently realized some disappointing news. I can never be a real artist (you have to say that word with ennui).

Why can’t I be an artist?

I smile too much.

But – good news! – I can fake the funk. All I have to do is suck on sour candies at artsy affairs. Good news – disdainful, pained expression in the bag. Bad news – I’ll probably say “blech” from the candy at an inopportune moment.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

 

Why am I sending these postcards?

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