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Attn: Ellen (4/4/12)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

You know what I haven’t seen enough of lately? The ‘talk-to-the-hand’ motion.

Let’s you and I bring it back, and we’ll meet up in New Mexico, buy some crappy welcome to New Mexico t-shirts (from a gas station – the best quality) and then we can tell tourists to talk to the hand.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

P.S. I had a really long day at work. So … that explains this postcard?

Why am I sending these postcards?

Attn: Ellen (2/1/12)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Seen here is “Little Butch.” The world’s first and only transgendered airplane.

Seriously – who names a plane, or anything, “Little Butch”?

On the other hand, who can resist those masculine curves?

Confused, & Weird, & Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Attn: Ellen (8/24/11)

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Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

The text of the postcard is:

Dear Ellen,

What the heck was I thinking when I bought a booklet of airplane postcards? How am I supposed to do 12 airplane/postcard jokes?

Oh well. 11 to go.

You know where to find me.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

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