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Game of Thrones Theme Song Words

If you’ve watched Game of Thrones then you’re no doubt familiar with the show’s theme song. But do you know the words to the theme song? Probably not, because there aren’t any. But don’t worry, I’ve got you covered.

Go ahead and click play and sing along. Personally I find singing out loud to an unwilling audience is best (insincerest apologies to my wife). In fact, get your unwilling audience to join it, it’s probably best as a duet.

This is my map

This is my map

This is my map

…etc

(Then some other stuff kicks in)

My map … is a good map … yes it is … (This is my map x4)

My map … is a rad map .. it’s got gears (This is my map x4)

My map – check it out, man – it’s so fun! (This is my map x4)

Look guys, it’s the cool-est, am I riiiiight? (This is my map x4)

Woah man it’s majestic, I’m so proud (This is my map x4)

Zooooming in to the wall now (This is my mapx4)

<I’ll be honest, at this point I make up new words every time, so just have fun with it and make sure you use the word map a LOT. Clearly they’re proud of this map.>

(And the end there’s some kinda tingling type noise and it gets quieter, so just whisper mumble about lesser maps in a condescending way.)

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My Zombie Roomy (12/20/11)

I racked my brain quite a bit about a gift for the Zombie. It’s incredibly tough.

First of all – communication with this fella is, to say the least, sparse.

Sure, the obvious thing would be to get him brains but … I don’t really like to go for the obvious gift. For tough gift-receivers I will … and this one is a tough one. But here’s trouble numero dos, where do I get brains?

Moving past obvious then … onto weird, but fun. The Zombie is one hard dude to read. Did he like that song? When it was playing he scratched his hand and a finger looked like it almost fell off. Then he chuckled, licked his finger and starting gnawing on my copy of Game of Thrones. From what I can tell he is completely content in any situation.

Bah!

Anyway … whatever, I ended up with a grab bag of gifts. Here we go:

  • Duct tape (if a body part falls off, he’s covered)
  • A new, used copy of a Terry Brooks book (you’d think I was crazy but I swear he only gnaws on fantasy-based books)
  • A framed picture of Scarlett Johansson (it’s a gift for both he and I)
  • I bought some old clothes that in my opinion smell like death – thought it might be like a sort of potpourri for him

Hope he likes something in this set? Let me know if you think of something to add last minute!

P.S. I googled “Scarlett Johansson where she doesn’t look hot” and Google’s response was to play a laugh track … weird!

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