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(Dear Ellen,
I couldn’t bring myself to do it but I thought it’d be fantastic to send this blank.
Fantastic in the creepiest sense possible.
Anywho, that’s why this whole thing is in parenthesis – you can just pretend it’s not here that way.
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com)
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Dear Ellen,
Don’t be fooled by these adorable tigers. They’re diabolical. Right now they’re plotting the destruction of Hopes and Dreams.
Not the concepts … they’re parakeets, named “Hopes” and “Dreams.” They’re REALLY annoying.
I’m actually in on the diabolic plot with them. They’re as evil as they are adorable!
Wish us luck!
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
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Dear Ellen,
I’m in D.C.! My friend Airplanes has joined me for this trip. She, get ready for a shock, loves airplanes. Before I travel she tells me an “interesting” fact about airplanes. One day I explained to her how it works, it’s a little something like this:
(see obnoxious drawing above)
She finds me to be annoying.
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
DumbFunnery 