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Dear Ellen,
Looking at this postcard, I can’t help but think:
“pew! pew-pew-pew! VROOOM-BUH COOOO! PEW! PEW! Mrrrrr … BRRRR-eeeeee!
Halt – traitor – halt!
BOOOOOMMMM!
Aaaah!
Pew-pew-pew!”
But then I stop myself, because have you considered this?
“VREEE. BUH-CLEE! BUH-CLEE!
DOOOO. DOOO.
Pfff … kshhh …
PEW – PEW – PEW!”
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
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Dear Ellen,
You know what I haven’t seen enough of lately? The ‘talk-to-the-hand’ motion.
Let’s you and I bring it back, and we’ll meet up in New Mexico, buy some crappy welcome to New Mexico t-shirts (from a gas station – the best quality) and then we can tell tourists to talk to the hand.
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
P.S. I had a really long day at work. So … that explains this postcard?
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Dear Ellen,
Phew. I just finished another class and I think this “Still Life in a Landscape” is what my brain looks like right now.
I knew it would be rough when, before a test, the professor said, “you can Google the answer til hell freezes over.”
*Gulp.*
But it’s over! Time for ice cream and high-fives for all!
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
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