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Attn: Ellen (2/29/12)

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Dear Ellen,

I recently attended Houston’s Rodeo! I thought about describing it, but I felt like this picture does it already.

Except the flowers = bulls almost crushing people at the bull riding. And the horse = hastily put together, incredibly creaky rides. And the couple about to yell ‘game on!’ is actually a foot long corn dog and friend moon pie.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

P.S. The shrouded house in the distance clearly = bumper cars operator.

 

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Attn: Ellen (2/22/12)

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Dear Ellen,

I’ve been “researching” (listening to music) SxSW! I’m going again this year and I’m excited.

I find the youtube comments on various videos very funny. Apparently it’s popular to get indignant and righteously tell people that “no, this isn’t brand <x> of music! This is …” and then you say something that sounds made up.

So I can’t wait to start my future techno reggae soul band. We’re going to be terrible.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

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Attn: Ellen (2/15/12)

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Dear Ellen,

This painting is called “Family Reunion.” Who are they staring at? Creepy Uncle Joe? What an unsettling group!

Maybe the artist loved staring contests, and wanted to depict the world’s creepiest one.

I salute you, Bazille, (the artist) – you win this staring contest, despite being dead.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

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