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Self and Sex Series – Book Pictures

When I was home a few weeks ago I saw some of my favorite old books in my bedroom. One of them is a book that is not mine, it’s one my mom found that is old and fantastic.

It’s called What a Young Boy Ought to Know. It was written by Sylvanus Stall as part of the Purity and Truth, Self and Sex Series. If that’s not a catchy series, I don’t know what catchy means. Wait, what does catchy mean? That’s like an adjective to describe catchers in baseball?

Anywho – here are some pictures of the book, which is great for the content, and also because it’s from 1897 (old books are fun).

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So elegant. So full of … facts?

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The whole series was written lucidly and purely … Whoa.

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All joking aside, I was pretty surprised to see a few females (they had pages of older folks spewing kind words about these books). That struck me as fairly progressive considering the year and content of this book.

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“Dad can I start reading tonight, please? Please please PUH-LEASE!”
-Any boy, after seeing the riveting enticements of chapter 1

 

 

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Part II’s title … I wonder if a counter book was produced and their chapter two had the title, “Use it or Lose it.”

 

 

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That’s right ladies and older gentlemen, you’re not off the hook – you all need to know what is appropriate when it come to Purity and Truth, Self and Sex.

Attn: Ellen (8/21/13)

Front

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Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

I feel like this postcard captures my feelings about the A-Rod situation better than anything else.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Why am I doing this?

Happy Birthday to Me!

Today, dear friends, is my birthday! What better way to celebrate than by going to work, working out, working on some blog stuff, playing video games, and my lord I’m boring, aren’t I?

Thankfully this past weekend my girlfriend and I (what? that’s right, I have a girlfriend) made cake pops! Robot ones. My sister got me this kit to make them as a birthday gift so … here we go.

Cake Pop Empty Tray

Robots and cake have gone together for years now.

 

Cake Pops Ready to Rock

I thought about trying to do a puppet show out of the cake pops, but … See, I recently bought a new video game and priorities are important. (Speaking of which, SMU is currently ranked 21 in the nation. BOO YAH NOT REAL AT ALL VIDEO GAME WORLD!)

 

Cake Pops Pre Decorating

Robots with love handles?

 

Cake Pops Decorated

Beautiful!!

 

Cake Pop Sexbot

This one was my pride and joy as far as decorating goes – it’s a sexbot. See, I’m all grown up now!

 

Birthday Cake

With the leftover batter this beauty was made. I was trying to decorate it when the red frosting splat open so … naturally it became a large, open head wound. Who’s ready to dive in!?