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Dear Ellen,
This is one of the more controversial Star Wars comics because the whole Luke Skywalker plot is him dealing with constipation.
Sincerely,
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P.S. Not a great read.
There’s an oldies station that I like to listen to. It’s fun, it’s full of catchy songs, it’s a simpler time and … wait. Ew. What were those lyrics?
Hey, little girl in the high school sweater
Gee, but I’d like to know you better
Just a-swingin’ your books and chewin’ gum
Lookin’ just like a juicy plum
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, little girl
Kinda … blech, right? I heard this song and kept visualizing an older man having written it, and then a younger man having sung it. But, thankfully, the internet has pointed me to it being written by someone who was 18 at the time (Johnny Chester) and the singer was 21 at the time (Dee Clark).
Still a little pervy. But that’s quite a bit of classic oldies.
Welp. Enjoy your oldies!
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Dear Ellen,
The Monster Mash.
A ‘graveyard smash’ … What does that even mean!?
Also, Happy Halloween!
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