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Attn: Ellen (11/20/13)

Front

Ellen146a

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

 Ellen146b

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Knock knock.

(Who’s there?)

The investigative reporter asks …

(The investigative reporter asks who?)

No! The investigative reporter asks who, what, where, when, why and how.

The koala found it funny?

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Why am I doing this?

Attn: Ellen (8/29/12)

Front

ellen degeneres

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

ellen degeneres

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Even though a surfing koala is pretty well-established international code for “11 day trip to Australia,” I’ll spell it out.

I recently took an 11-day trip to Australia!

Don’t you fret – I’ll be sending you a couple postcards to tell about it. Consider this the cover page for my autobiography via postcards, “Internationally Dumb, and Other Can’t Miss Recipes.” It’s a work in progress.

Sincerely,

DumbFunnery.com

Why am I sending these postcards?

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