Attn: Ellen (1/23/13)
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Dear Ellen,
You know what’s fun? The word lugubrious. It means, “Looking or sounding sad and dismal.”
I think, given how funny the word is, it should mean, “Comically gross phlegm.” Way better! See, I’ll show you: “Ewww, that dude just sneezed and it was all lugubrious!”
Ever serving the English language,
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