The intellectual equivalent of a ham sandwich.

Attn: Ellen (1/23/13)

Front

Ellen DeGeneres postcard

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

Ellen DeGeneres lugubrious

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

You know what’s fun? The word lugubrious. It means, “Looking or sounding sad and dismal.”

I think, given how funny the word is, it should mean, “Comically gross phlegm.” Way better! See, I’ll show you: “Ewww, that dude just sneezed and it was all lugubrious!”

Ever serving the English language,
DumbFunnery.com

Why am I doing this?

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