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Attn: Ellen (1/23/13)

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Ellen DeGeneres postcard

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Ellen DeGeneres lugubrious

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

You know what’s fun? The word lugubrious. It means, “Looking or sounding sad and dismal.”

I think, given how funny the word is, it should mean, “Comically gross phlegm.” Way better! See, I’ll show you: “Ewww, that dude just sneezed and it was all lugubrious!”

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