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Mortal Kombat Revisited – Has it Stood the Test of Time?

Hahahahahahaha, no.

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But how bout them bedroom eyes.

Attn: Ellen (11/4/15)

Front

Ellen DeGeneres postcard

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

Ellen DeGeneres postcard

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Another Halloween has come and gone, and what have I learned?: Nothing.

But wait!

Christmas movies teach us love conquers all. Valentine’s movies … love conquers all. Halloween movies? Not so much. UNLESS … you think of the monster/killer/bad guy as the hero and his/her/its love of murder as the love story in which case love once again does conquer all! (Mostly.)

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR @DumbFunnery

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