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Posts tagged ‘postcard’

Attn: Ellen (8/29/18)

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Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

Ellen363b

 

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

My son is now a big one year old! That’s exciting! And the dog, I think as a self-preservation technique, has started to go deaf. Good thinking, pooch!

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

P.S. Headed to listen to a train toy sing about the alphabet … for the 17th time this morning.

Why am I doing this?

 

Attn: Ellen (8/22/18)

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Ellen362a

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

 

Ellen362b

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Let’s say you are a rap artist. And you have all your music ideas and lyrics on one computer. Do you call it your laptop? And if yes, does that mean all your songs stink?

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR
@DumbFunnery

Why am I doing this?

 

Attn: Ellen (8/15/18)

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Ellen361a

 

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

Ellen361b

 

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

What’s more terrifying? Waking up in a creepy, unsettlingly sterile room like on this postcard, or a seedy motel room? 3rd option, waking up naked in the Disney castle.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR
@DumbFunnery

Why am I doing this?