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Dear Ellen,
Remember the old ‘cotton – the fabric of our lives’ ad? If I was silk (and I recognize that’s a weird statement) I would have a rebuttal ad, ‘silk – the fabric of the life you wish you had.’ After all, it’s a well known fact that silk is cotton’s wealthy aunt.
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR @DumbFunnery
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Dear Ellen,
Do you think this is the Winter Olympics where the IOC finally admits the biathlon is really just a spy proving game? Who else but James Bond needs to cross country ski to a locale, shoot a gun with precision, then ski away?
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR
@DumbFunnery
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Dear Ellen,
This Valentine’s Day prove to someone your love by buying them something nicer than they got you. Then say something sweet like, “I guess I do love you more” and really spice up the night by adding “did you EVER love me or has this all been a sham?” Spicy!
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR @DumbFunnery
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