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Posts tagged ‘postcard’

Attn: Ellen (11/20/13)

Front

Ellen146a

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

 Ellen146b

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Knock knock.

(Who’s there?)

The investigative reporter asks …

(The investigative reporter asks who?)

No! The investigative reporter asks who, what, where, when, why and how.

The koala found it funny?

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Why am I doing this?

Attn: Ellen (11/13/13)

Front

Ellen145a

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

 Ellen145b

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Do you think we are approaching the streak for most postcards sent without a response?

Actually, I doubt it.

There’s probably some tortured poet of a college kid who sent 500 to an ex-girlfriend.

I’ll keep working on the record, but any time you want to give up is ok with me.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

P.S. Really, annnnny time.

Why am I doing this?

Attn: Ellen (11/6/13)

Front

Ellen144a

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

 Ellen144b

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

To me this postcard is like a horrendous Jacksonville advertising slogan:

Jacksonville … We’ve Got Fountains!

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Why am I doing this?