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Posts tagged ‘postcard’

Attn: Ellen (11/1/13)

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Ellen143a

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 Ellen143b

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

I know you’re into scaring people so … feel free to add this to your scare tactics arsenal.

Really, what is creepier than this? Oh, a box full of 28 or 29 other postcards like this? Well, good news …

(Tune in some future week to revisit fear by doll photography.)

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

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Attn: Ellen (10/23/13)

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Ellen DeGeneres postcard

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 Ellen DeGeneres postcard

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Is it just me, or would scorpions make great tap dancers? Someone needs to invent tiny tap shoes, and a top hat for their frightening tail.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

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Attn: Ellen (10/16/13)

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Ellen141a

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Ellen141b

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Wouldn’t it be funny if, in a galaxy far, far away there is still the classic sheriff mustache?

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

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