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Dear Ellen,
Looking at this postcard, I can’t help but think:
“pew! pew-pew-pew! VROOOM-BUH COOOO! PEW! PEW! Mrrrrr … BRRRR-eeeeee!
Halt – traitor – halt!
BOOOOOMMMM!
Aaaah!
Pew-pew-pew!”
But then I stop myself, because have you considered this?
“VREEE. BUH-CLEE! BUH-CLEE!
DOOOO. DOOO.
Pfff … kshhh …
PEW – PEW – PEW!”
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
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Dear Ellen,
You know what I haven’t seen enough of lately? The ‘talk-to-the-hand’ motion.
Let’s you and I bring it back, and we’ll meet up in New Mexico, buy some crappy welcome to New Mexico t-shirts (from a gas station – the best quality) and then we can tell tourists to talk to the hand.
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
P.S. I had a really long day at work. So … that explains this postcard?
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Dear Ellen,
Lately I’ve been feeling more aware of my, let’s call it “single-ness.” Thankfully, I have this postcard.
This painting must have been the start of the “forever alone” meme.
Thank you Dwarf Michel, and until next week Ellen!
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
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