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Attn: Ellen (10/23/13)


Ellen DeGeneres postcard

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 Ellen DeGeneres postcard

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Is it just me, or would scorpions make great tap dancers? Someone needs to invent tiny tap shoes, and a top hat for their frightening tail.


Why am I doing this?

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