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Attn: Ellen (10/23/13)

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Ellen DeGeneres postcard

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

 Ellen DeGeneres postcard

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Is it just me, or would scorpions make great tap dancers? Someone needs to invent tiny tap shoes, and a top hat for their frightening tail.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Why am I doing this?

Winter Wonderland

Lake Tahoe – a Magically Pretty Place

The Desert – Home of Tornadoes Made of Dirt

 

Nevertheless, I’m excited to be headed home to ‘Zona to see the fam.

Attn: Ellen (12/22/10)

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Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

I’m in the desert with my family.

The text of the postcard is:

Dear Ellen.

No humor this week. Just a sincere Merry Christmas and Happy New Year’s!

(The savvy reader is now asking, “was there humor in past weeks?”)

Sincerely,
GetBradStanleyPublished.com

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